Joke corner
We’ve had some comedians write in over the previous months! Do you have a great joke you’d like to share with the team?
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Your jokes…
Sent by Chloe
Q: Why did the loo roll roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom!
Sent by Chelsea
Who is the king of all stationery? The ruler!
Sent by Chelsea
Q: What insect only has one letter in it?
A: B!
Sent by Sarah
Why was the broom late for ballet? It over swept!
Sent by teanna
Question: what do you find up a clean nose Answer: fingerprints!
Sent by Evalyn
A student said to her ballet teacher: miss miss I need to go to the toilet! The ballet teacher said: first you must spell port de bra ok! Student: o.r.t d.e b.r.a. "But where is the p?" said the ballet teacher. Student: umm its running down my leg!
Sent by abbey
Q: what is the difference between 4 halves and 2 rabbits?
A: nothing you always end up with 2 holes!
Sent by precious
A child asked his father "knock knock"; father replied "who's there?", "Cow " said the child, "cow WHO?" said the dad. "Cows don't WHO they MOO!" replied the child.
Sent by georgia
What is black and white and read all over? A news paper!
Sent by ana
What is the difference between a bird and a fly? that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.