Joke corner

We’ve had some comedians write in over the previous months! Do you have a great joke you’d like to share with the team?

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Your jokes…

Sent by rowan

Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay thay would be baygulls?

Sent by Thea

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? 
A: Because he had no-BODY to go with!

Sent by Taylar

Knock Knock, Who's there? Boo Boo who? Oh don't cry!

Sent by Dorothy

Q: Why did number nine afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate (eight) nine..

Sent by Casey

Q: What is the definition of a snail?
A: A bogie in a crash helmet!

Sent by pia

Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
A: B!

Sent by Shana

Q: What did one banana say to the other banana sitting in the sun?  
A: I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel

Sent by Rita

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Sent by Mandi

Q: How did the cleaner win the heart of his girlfriend?
A: He swept her off her feet!

Sent by Bronte

Q: What happens if a banana loses its skin?
A: It doesn't peel well!