Joke corner
We’ve had some comedians write in over the previous months! Do you have a great joke you’d like to share with the team?
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Your jokes…
Sent by Hermione
A dog walks along the street and sees a sign that says help wanted. He walks in the building and goes to the bosses office. He says that he wants to apply for the job. But the sign says that you have to be able to sit in a chair says the boss. The dogs walks up to the chair and sits down. But the sign sign says that you have to be able to use the computer and type says the boss. The dog goes to the computer and types. But the sign says that you have to speak two languages says the boss. Meow says the dog.
Sent by Leah
What do you get when you cross a dance teacher and a math teacher? Lots of exams
Sent by kayleigh
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Init
Sent by nathaniel
Why dont monkeys play cards in the jungle? Because there are to many cheaters around!
Sent by Chloe
Q: Why did the loo roll roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom!
Sent by Chelsea
Who is the king of all stationery? The ruler!
Sent by Chelsea
Q: What insect only has one letter in it?
A: B!
Sent by Sarah
Why was the broom late for ballet? It over swept!
Sent by teanna
Question: what do you find up a clean nose Answer: fingerprints!
Sent by Evalyn
A student said to her ballet teacher: miss miss I need to go to the toilet! The ballet teacher said: first you must spell port de bra ok! Student: o.r.t d.e b.r.a. "But where is the p?" said the ballet teacher. Student: umm its running down my leg!